Words and Music by Dottie Burman

Let's have a PC holiday.

Where everything's politically correct.

To set the proper mood,

We'll serve organic food.

No cigarettes or alcohol

We know you won't object!

Let's have a PC holiday!

Be careful of the language you select.

There's no more Mrs. Claus.

She's now Ms.Claus because

She'll share the sleigh with Santa.

She's demanding ìmore respect.î

The elves are out on strike.

They want a salary hike.

They also want to end discrimination.

Don't call them Santa's elves.

Here's what they call themselves.

ìWe're vertically challenged.

For your information.î

Let's have a PC holiday

Where reindeer are prohibited to fly.

We stand for animal rights,

So no more midnight flights.

A reindeer's place is on the ground

Not dashing through the sky.

Let's have a PC holiday.

We hold traditions all in high regard.

Happy Chanakah to you.

Merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, too.

Just check which greeting you prefer

On one convenient card.

These holidays we fear

All come one time of year.

We want to remedy the situation.

To keep the calendar fair

We hereby do declare

That every day is a holiday celebration.

So let's have several P.C. holidays!

With Kwanzaa feasting

and Chanukah dreydels

And Manger cradles bedecked.

I'm dreaming of a Multicultural Christmas.

God rest you merry gentlepersons let nothing you dismay

That will truly be

Fun for you and me

And totally,

Politically correct! Ah-persons!